May 2013
7 posts
May 25th
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May 25th
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Here’s serious advice: Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
May 25th
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May 14th
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The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
May 14th
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doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
May 13th
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May 4th
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April 2013
32 posts
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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50 shades of done with this semester
Apr 23rd
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ouijamatic: my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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gelatins: by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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otheranimals: is your name math because i have a problem with you
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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urbancatfitters: i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
Apr 12th
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exotos: so this white kid in my class came up to me and asked me to borrow a ruler. He took it without looking at it and he came back a few minutes later and said “I’m not really comfortable with using this.”
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
26 posts
2 tags
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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gothiethefairy: when your friend is upset and you’re like
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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me after 15 seconds of studying: i just cant do this anymore
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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velvetsnuffy: WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GOVERNMENT KEEP TRYING TO PASS INTERNET RESTRICTING BILLS DON’T YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO LIKE HEALTHCARE AND NOT DRIVING OUR ECONOMY INTO THE GROUND LIKE FOR FUCKING REAL
Mar 31st
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gelatins: by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 27th
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